Golfballs!
1999 · 86 MIN · IMDB 3.9 · 357 VOTES · DIR. Steve Procko
Overview
Ah, the Pennytree Golf Club...lavish clubhouse, manicured greens, 18 holes of golfing paradise... NOT! Tattered and almost without any customers, Pennytree has become the target of a takeover by it's neighbor and competitor, Bentwood Country Club, owned and operated by the conniving Simon Roosevelt. Inspired by a freak accident, Liberty Pennytree hatches a plan to bring in more golfers and crush Simon's takeover plans. Gorgeous ladies, hot bods and the fun filled "cart wash" are the attractions as busloads of new customers flock to the "new" Pennytree Golf Club. The ladies of Pennytree, led by "Barbara the Bod", are a hit with the customers, money is rolling into Pennytree and Simon is steaming. Simon's not giving up and issues the ultimate challenge, a winner-take-all-match between Pennytree and Brentwood, "your pro against my pro."
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00:00:02 Keep pushing, man. Keep pushing. I am.
00:03:28 - as good as her. - Yeah.
00:05:24 I swear that bubble will go blind one day.
00:08:58 I'll play here nice and quiet like a fucking morgue.
00:12:05 I'm sure there's a perfect explanation for alters.
00:15:22 You fought the good fight.
00:19:26 Come here, baby.
00:23:44 You and me.
00:26:58 Gonna need you guys here for that.
00:29:21 Tap. Tap.
00:32:02 Hey, now we got room for some more beards.
00:36:44 Thank you.
00:39:24 Come on.
00:42:56 Jack. Where are you going?
00:46:11 Well, I think I've got the right guy here for you, Mayor.
00:49:51 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, for lewd and mischievous acts.
00:53:06 Let me go check this guy out.
00:55:34 Penciled dick.
00:58:40 So did the two of you do you anything?
01:03:34 I'm the buried man.
01:08:17 You're troubled.
01:12:51 Oh, yes.
01:16:59 At least let me have somebody get your bag.
01:24:40 Because you're going to strengthen the hell tonight.
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