Goal!

00:01:08 Santiago.

00:07:06 No. You're not Chinese.

00:11:23 Baseball. Tennis. Soccer. Basketball. All at the touch of a button.

00:16:14 - You want me to promise you this. Right? - Aye.

00:20:47 Big-time ballplayer in England. Come on. It's bullshit.

00:24:48 Take a shower before you leave. You smell real bad.

00:31:12 Not any more. I was finished a while back. Like some of these cars.

00:34:27 The PR people should have had a camera. Would have been a really good photo op.

00:40:11 My legs wouldn't do what my brain was telling them.

00:44:49 - No. Los Angeles. - Los Angeles. Whatever.

00:49:07 I was with Tranmere Rovers before this.

00:52:46 I'm sorry. But I don't know what that means.

00:56:28 Toon. Toon. Black and white army.

01:01:50 Tell me what?

01:06:57 - I love that name. - Off you go.

01:12:04 Lying is a problem. Asthma is not.

01:16:31 - Good to see you. - How are you tonight?

01:20:56 Newcastle scraped through with a win over Chelsea.

01:25:45 You should have noticed two players in a better position than you.

01:29:25 It says there are two Newcastle players.

01:33:38 You need to phone your grandmother.

01:38:44 I never made peace with my dad.

01:44:20 Our ball.

01:48:33 - A lot of sharks out there. - I know. That's why he signed with me.