Gladiatress
2004 · 89 MIN · IMDB 4.2 · 1,500 VOTES · DIR. Brian Grant
Overview
Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,259 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:26 So what's this place call itself?
00:04:45 I am Drith of the Silures.
00:07:58 WOMEN: The Queen! The Queen!
00:11:11 An outsider.
00:14:41 He says they cannot find a safe harbour for the ships
00:17:32 ALL: Yes! - Sure... Sure...
00:21:37 Don't ever touch my pint, you ranky git!
00:24:34 You could beat that, couldn't you?
00:27:53 - No, you didn't. - I did.
00:31:24 Lady soldiers give me an 'ard on.
00:34:44 Two pints of goats' milk, slightly on the turn, and er...
00:37:38 And we are...Romans.
00:41:07 A little man comes today to do my lice.
00:45:19 So...it's true what they say about Roman men.
00:48:37 The individual feels gratitude towards the oppressor
00:51:50 Get out.
00:54:48 I hope you die slowly, you bitch.
00:58:03 # Carrots # Aye
01:02:00 DWYFUC: You've got to be first, haven't you? Chippy, chippy little child.
01:05:25 Ah...
01:08:29 Your gods?
01:12:15 Nines? Nines?
01:16:46 What's-a going on?
01:20:08 I told you before...
Cast & Characters
David Hayman
General Rhinus
Ronan Vibert
Caesar
Philippe De Grossouvre
Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule
Philippe De Grossouvre
Young Gaul
Doon Mackichan
Dwyfuc
Fiona Allen
Smirgut the Fierce
Sally Phillips
Worthaboutapig
Rory MacGregor
Male Dubonni Warrior
Pam Ferris
Mrs. Goatsplitter
Brendan O'Hea
Welsh Suitor
William Chubb
Chamberlain
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,259
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:01:26
Final line01:20:08
Production Record
DirectorBrian Grant
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,500