Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
2009 · 115 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 96,758 VOTES · DIR. Mark Waters
Overview
Celebrity photographer Connor Mead lives life in the fast lane, committed to lifelong bachelorhood and simultaneous relationships with multiple women. On the eve of his younger brother Paul's wedding, Connor's mockery of love proves a real buzz-kill for everyone - including his childhood crush, Jenny, the one woman who always seemed immune to his considerable charms. Later that night, he gets a wake-up call from the ghost of his late Uncle Wayne, the hard-partying, legendary ladies' man who was Connor's mentor. Uncle Wayne has an urgent message which he delivers through three ghosts who guide Connor on an eye-opening tour of his romantic past, present and future. Along the way, they attempt to discern whether he will ever be able to change his ways -- and if there is any hope of him finding true love.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,477 lines
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00:00:51 Good morning, Connor. Versace is on 1.
00:03:55 - Right. Very pretty girl. Didn't say much. - She's Romanian. Barely speaks English.
00:07:52 ...make sure you had time to think about our last conversation.
00:10:51 Then I will announce you as husband and wife.
00:14:31 - Connor. - Look, just tell him to go screw himself.
00:17:30 But, unfortunately, I am condemned to see the world as it really is.
00:21:38 Please. I mean, you're ravishing.
00:25:13 I've enjoyed the company of all the other bridesmaids except you.
00:29:06 - All right. Well, have a nice trip. - Whoa.
00:33:22 Nice move.
00:38:03 - Sorry. - You're learning on your feet.
00:41:55 I've got a gift.
00:45:39 It's totally killer, I love my job.
00:48:43 The wooing is actually not for my benefit.
00:54:09 - You never called me again. - Never called again.
00:58:14 - Here we go. - No!
01:01:28 I had it tattooed on my ass.
01:05:04 You know, he always said
01:08:53 How messed up is that?
01:12:49 ...the past 12 hours. He's still here.
01:18:58 I didn't expect big, Uncle Wayne, but this is ridiculous.
01:23:35 - Don't you touch me. - Now, you listen to me.
01:27:31 Hua!
01:32:04 Give me one more chance.