Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
2009 · 115 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 96,758 VOTES · DIR. Mark Waters
Overview
Celebrity photographer Connor Mead lives life in the fast lane, committed to lifelong bachelorhood and simultaneous relationships with multiple women. On the eve of his younger brother Paul's wedding, Connor's mockery of love proves a real buzz-kill for everyone - including his childhood crush, Jenny, the one woman who always seemed immune to his considerable charms. Later that night, he gets a wake-up call from the ghost of his late Uncle Wayne, the hard-partying, legendary ladies' man who was Connor's mentor. Uncle Wayne has an urgent message which he delivers through three ghosts who guide Connor on an eye-opening tour of his romantic past, present and future. Along the way, they attempt to discern whether he will ever be able to change his ways -- and if there is any hope of him finding true love.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,477 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:51 Good morning, Connor. Versace is on 1.
00:04:03 I am a touch busy, if you could take care of those calls, I'd appreciate it.
00:08:02 If you're having second thoughts, here's the key to my Jag.
00:11:12 - No, we're cool, man. - Come on.
00:14:50 Yeah, because fruit is the new crouton. This is...
00:18:19 Uncle Wayne.
00:22:26 Connor, spooning is nice.
00:26:10 Suitcase. Stretching. Scamper. Five minutes.
00:30:11 Uh-huh. Then what's that?
00:34:37 I was being a gentleman.
00:39:12 ...vanilla-nice guy that she can tool around with all night without getting naked...
00:43:34 Look at how happy we were.
00:46:56 You gotta at least give me your number.
00:51:27 ...and where, deep down, you actually wanna be.
00:55:54 Not good.
00:59:49 - No. - Because he won't go there.
01:03:29 Hey, I'm sorry, Mel.
01:07:35 You wanna talk about it?
01:11:31 - Don't! You're out of control! - Shut up!
01:16:23 No, no, no.
01:22:22 What are you doing?
01:26:01 I beat you by 6.
01:30:50 The one I always thought, deep down, you actually were.
01:40:28 What...? What did...?