George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
1999 · 65 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · 4,843 VOTES · DIR. Rocco Urbisci
Overview
Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,684 lines
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00:00:13 That's nice. Thank you.
00:02:57 couldn't you strangle a flight attendant?
00:05:52 No and God bless them too.
00:08:20 all the searches, the screenings
00:10:54 I'll tell you what you're going to do
00:13:12 three strikes and your out shit.
00:15:55 But hey, the news is not all bad for me
00:18:39 two day a week motherfuckers
00:21:17 by guilty white liberals.
00:23:41 Yeah, these strutting, preening, posturing
00:26:05 stupid Marine Corp bullshit.
00:28:16 little on the desk
00:30:49 who simply aren't going anywhere.
00:33:13 That's going to be a lot of fun.
00:35:49 they're missing by listening to my shit.
00:38:32 You Blew My Mind Now Blow Me.
00:41:15 That whole TGIF thing was cute for about an hour
00:43:59 a little edging along the driveway
00:46:43 A little bit deeper.
00:49:29 I'm completely full shit and how do you like that?
00:52:16 where he will send you to live and suffer
00:55:08 who doesn't give a shit
00:57:34 The divine plan;
00:59:51 So just pick your superstition, sit back
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,684
Dialogue density25.9 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line00:59:51
Production Record
DirectorRocco Urbisci
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes4,843