George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
1999 · 65 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · 4,843 VOTES · DIR. Rocco Urbisci
Overview
Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,684 lines
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00:00:13 That's nice. Thank you.
00:03:01 one with each hand.
00:06:08 Take a fucking chance once in a while will you?
00:08:32 As long as you put up with it
00:11:06 Hey.
00:13:36 Can you deal with that?
00:16:17 you fucking cocksucker.
00:19:08 I think if white people
00:21:47 I should think it would be more unusual
00:24:21 Yeah.
00:26:43 for shoving a floor lamp
00:28:59 They're getting entirely too much attention
00:31:39 of soft, fruity kids
00:34:17 because it relieves anxiety and depression.
00:37:00 my favorite Little House on the Prairie of all time
00:39:42 when you're out camping.
00:42:33 would be a little more accurate wouldn't it?
00:45:23 batteries not included, mileage may vary
00:48:14 Always like to use
00:51:01 was probably bleeding from the asshole.
00:54:09 This is the kind of shit you'd expect
00:56:40 It's not polite.
00:59:05 For years I asked God to do something
01:09:04 in the Hudson River
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,684
Dialogue density25.9 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line01:09:04
Production Record
DirectorRocco Urbisci
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes4,843