George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey?

00:00:29 Hey I got to go to Jersey.

00:02:40 Why?

00:05:34 I appreciate that.

00:09:43 Guys who wear the same underwear

00:11:48 that it's all right to put people in jail now

00:13:43 why did they decide that?

00:15:47 These people call themselves right to lifers.

00:17:55 And now they're thinking about banning toy guns

00:20:02 Now of course the Civil War

00:21:24 You know what I mean?

00:23:20 There are an awful lot of people walking around

00:26:16 And run.

00:29:59 Can you bake a cake in the shape of a penis?

00:32:59 someone always says to you

00:35:21 and the guy sticks out his hand bargain with him.

00:37:22 I even have one of those T-shirts you guys sell

00:39:47 if it weren't for my handy

00:41:54 Bounce that kid around a little bit.

00:43:59 I've had a few people behind me hit each other

00:46:34 I own the highway and I own the car.

00:48:33 I'll tell you where you're going;

00:51:06 sometimes when you're out there.

00:53:22 You want to haul lumber rent a truck.

00:54:51 crash into him.