George Carlin : The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize

00:00:01 Announcer: Tonight, direct from our nation's capitol

00:04:28 Boy, they had a lot of seeds back then, didn't they?

00:08:10 let's give a listen.

00:12:22 And then we were gonna bring in a heavy smoker

00:15:50 I listened to your albums and things

00:19:21 Along came some new comedy shows called the Smothers Brothers

00:22:46 magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine

00:26:28 with him, you know, that way, and he looked at it

00:29:49 and penetrate enemy territory.

00:33:58 As an example, he commented on one occasion

00:37:20 I'll betcha if we'd still been calling it shell shock

00:41:09 privileged to be a friend of his and know him then

00:44:47 By the time we got to the 8th cigarette, I said

00:48:01 Sometimes, okay.

00:50:28 Yes.

00:54:00 Rule breaking.

00:57:54 Drenched in the shame of it all

01:01:15 something you're into and espouse it fervently and really build up

01:04:40 Get that off of there.

01:08:32 Ooh, so good

01:12:05 You throw out the first three commandments

01:15:05 All you have to do is look at Northern Ireland

01:18:40 and from time to time I'm radioactive.

01:21:15 jiving and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.