George Carlin: On Campus
1984 · 60 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 1,914 VOTES · DIR. Steven J. Santos
Overview
George Carlin hits the boards with the former Hippie-Dippie Weatherman's take on Brooklynese pronunciations of the names of sexually transmitted disease ("hoipes"), plus a prayer for the separation of church and state, feuds between breakfast foods, and the absurdity of wearing jungle camouflage in a desert.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,037 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 [School bell]
00:02:40 Hello.
00:05:16 Not quite that quick, sir.
00:08:00 that somehow none of this has ever happened before.
00:10:24 you gotta get a bigger house.
00:12:22 your jumbo size Visine
00:15:10 Have you ever owned one of those little dogs, you know?
00:17:36 Hey, that's all it takes is one Crazy Glue freak
00:19:45 Well...
00:22:37 Uh, you wanna go for a ride, you wanna go for a ride.
00:24:24 And if you're gonna do anything really tricky
00:26:26 Okay, now we're gonna be going
00:28:41 Radio knobs in a car, God, they're fragile.
00:31:05 and he goes right through a red light.
00:33:14 I'll tell you that.
00:36:30 not freeway but street to street
00:38:51 See ya, thank ya, whoa, a little tow job.
00:41:21 No one was killed, however 12 people were overcome by fur.
00:43:52 this kind of asshole, that one.
00:46:51 we're poor.
00:49:32 You check that same guy in a half an hour
00:52:03 Baseball is pastoral, 19th century.
00:54:32 More unusual sports from around the world.
500:00:00 paint them dark brown.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,037
Dialogue density17.3 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line500:00:00
Production Record
DirectorSteven J. Santos
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,914