George Carlin: Again!

00:00:35 Hi, this is George Carlin, and I thought we might take

00:03:18 All right.

00:07:04 You know, you were somewhere, you were over here

00:11:01 It's our money and I want some of it back.

00:14:26 Does the time bother you?

00:17:34 it hasn't arrived, here it comes, here it is

00:20:39 And why did they use two shakes of a lamb's tail

00:24:16 that you might relate to.

00:27:48 Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.

00:33:29 claiming he entered the hospital for a vasectomy

00:37:42 Do you have termites, waterbugs and roaches?

00:41:18 it was death out there.

00:44:30 I know, but he never looked that good.

00:48:21 They don't wanna start on a new elephant just for one guy.

00:51:33 of the death process

00:54:55 they don't give you a list.

00:57:33 the words that were always dirty not just part of the time

01:00:56 You still can't say motherfucker on TV, can you?

01:03:47 Tits, cute word, nice word.

01:06:57 All fuck stories, every honeymoon joke is a fuck joke.

01:10:37 You can say I pricked my finger

01:13:19 It's just a word, you know?

01:16:00 And, some people even like them together, there are, true

01:19:36 See you later.