George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy

00:00:38 Thank you very much! Thank you!

00:03:48 "Basically it's a dichotomy of guilt and society we're concerned with... Right? Right! Good! Right!"

00:06:06 And the Government told him: "Well, if you won't kill them, we won't let you beat them up!"

00:08:32 I figured, looking for a list, I started looking into all the categories of dirty words...

00:11:10 In baseball they have the sacrifice!

00:13:36 ...that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the First Ammendment to the Constitution!

00:16:12 That's our new job in the world! Bombing brown people!

00:19:09 And if you act now, we'll include an extra, added free complimentary bonus gift...

00:21:36 That's why they re-elected Clinton! Listen!

00:23:56 That's the essence of advertising! Big tits! Threateningly!

00:26:16 But he loves you! He loves you!

00:28:25 Then you have home-made! Home-made!

00:30:38 That's all it means, or they wouldn't have to say it in the first place!

00:33:07 And zesty, and tangy...

00:35:19 That's what Tippy wanted to do! That was Tippy's little decision!

00:37:39 Just like my grandma! Ain't that odd?

00:40:02 'Cause God knows where you'd send them to school!

00:42:30 And I'll be in on Tuesday!

00:45:42 I haven't told a lie about my pet yet!

00:48:28 ...efficiently, so he was given his hat. My mother was very brave, she left...

00:50:56 It's just, I don't know... Of course, Bill had a natural disorder of his own, and I think so had Andy, but it's not always behaviour, but...

00:53:27 They don't! Pot does, thank it is for that!

00:55:31 "Really, Carlin? Can I meet him? Is he around?" Do you feel that place is out in... You know?

01:09:03 the mahogany gabble...