George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy

00:00:38 Thank you very much! Thank you!

00:03:48 "Basically it's a dichotomy of guilt and society we're concerned with... Right? Right! Good! Right!"

00:06:06 And the Government told him: "Well, if you won't kill them, we won't let you beat them up!"

00:08:32 I figured, looking for a list, I started looking into all the categories of dirty words...

00:11:10 In baseball they have the sacrifice!

00:13:31 The F.C.C., the Federal Communications Commision decided all by itself...

00:16:09 Oh! We like that! Oh! That's our hobby!

00:19:00 A classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high-quality, premium, select, gourmet pocket flashlight!

00:21:32 ...where they can get a good, strong whiff of it!

00:23:50 ...they'd be glad to give you a few, by showing you a nice picture of a woman with big tits!

00:26:03 Of burning, and fire, and smoke, and torture, and anguish, for you to live forever...

00:28:19 And an infected lip!

00:30:31 It means nothing! "New York style deli!"

00:32:51 Look, a dog doesn't know what chicken is! He might like it if you give it to him, but he's not gonna say: "Oh, good! I was hoping we had chicken again!"

00:35:05 ...with a new companion who can't make eye contact!

00:37:24 That shit is gonna die!

00:39:48 Do you ever have that shit going on in your yard?

00:42:19 "Altered" is another word for it! Nice people say that, don't they? "We have them altered!"

00:45:18 Thank you all! Thank you all very much! I appreciate it! Have a good time, folks!

00:48:10 Were your parents...

00:50:30 ...the desire to do hard work, the willingness to work hard and be determined and not be turned aside, that's all genetic, too!

00:53:04 The next day... One hit! It's all I need now!

00:55:11 And if they like you, they do, but they're not commited fans, so it's a different tone there...

00:57:41 And so you have mine, sir!