Gascoigne

00:00:19 There's only one Paul Gascoigne.

00:04:37 And then I remember one day I wanted to play football and

00:08:18 He got cremated

00:11:32 Went to give xi to him and he took my head off.

00:14:41 T-shirt, anorak and jeans and a diet of Mars bars and brown ale.

00:17:51 with Vinnie, you know. He's been a good friend since, like, you know.

00:20:55 It was a sort of impudence.

00:23:33 Honestly. I caught this ostrich...

00:26:09 He shouted ii from his window because his office is upstairs.

00:29:28 But then Bobby Robson, I could hear him

00:32:08 for England, apart from on our own shores.

00:35:26 A bright start for England.

00:38:25 'you've done your family proud, your club proud, your manager proud."

00:43:12 I went up to the...

00:47:21 to do sports

00:51:11 Oh, what a goal! Brilliant!

00:55:37 Lifting up the trophy. That destroyed us, that

00:59:41 You couldn't do anything about it. And if you did

01:03:17 and my calf came forward about an inch.

01:07:34 I'm shitting a brick I'm going, “Fucking hell, what am I gonna do?"

01:10:55 But I got a few cocktails down my neck and then Sol went

01:15:38 It's whether I accept it or not.

01:18:56 You know, it was unbelievable

01:23:13 - Thank you. - Cheers.