Garth Marenghi's Darkplace — S01E06 — The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth
2004 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 132 VOTES · DIR. Richard Ayoade
Overview
Dr. Sanchez falls in love with a patient infected with cosmic broccoli, but when it threatens to spread Dr. Rick Dagless M.D. is forced to intervene. But love is blind, and the only eye Sanchez has open is at the end of a trouser snake. Can Dagless save his buddy and the world? (Yes, he can.)
Dialogue Timeline — 426 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 "He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark,
00:01:03 It's my Romeo and Juliet, but less whiny.
00:03:00 Ooh.
00:04:30 Bill wrote that. It's very humbling.
00:05:25 Oh, um nothing really -
00:06:12 Down a two-way lane
00:07:12 Count yourself lucky. Look at her.
00:08:07 I've had it with you clowns.
00:08:55 Could the green gas have contained cosmic fungi and/or sent down spores?
00:10:02 It's not clever, it's not sexy. It's bad writing.
00:10:46 You're right, that was funny.
00:11:23 Have you ever done that before?
00:12:03 with - with the AIDS.
00:12:59 My best friend's woman's gonna die.
00:13:42 If you need me, I'll be right here in the vestry.
00:14:29 She told me to tell you she doesn't love you
00:15:29 One dirty trick, on my back! Bastard!
00:16:25 Tell Reed what colour it is!
00:17:09 However, with the aid of some photographic stills taken by the girlfriend of the time,
00:18:10 Sanch would be here, but
00:19:19 and I went back to my humble doctor's duties.
00:20:29 Don't mention it.
00:22:17 Literacy, numeracy, the three Ls are in decline.
00:23:26 in association with Dean Learner.
Cast & Characters
Matthew Holness
Garth Marenghi / Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.
Matt Berry
Todd Rivers / Dr. Lucien Sanchez
Richard Ayoade
Dean Learner / Thornton Reed
Alice Lowe
Madeleine Wool / Liz Asher
Stephen Merchant
The Chef
Julian Barratt
Padre
Graham Linehan
Security Guard
Sarah Kants
Larry's Mother
Bronwen Davies
Linda
Adrian Sturges
Dean Learner's Dead Half Brother
Nicholas Ivanov
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed426
Dialogue density18.5 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line00:23:26
Production Record
DirectorRichard Ayoade
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes132
Factoids
Episode
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, season 1, episode 6: The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/205/season/1/episode/6
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