Garth Marenghi's Darkplace — S01E05 — Scotch Mist

00:00:01 "Nina's eyes popped out of what was left of her back.

00:00:41 "Don't genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men."

00:01:37 unbelievable, unpalatable,

00:04:16 Well let's get down to it right away. I'm feeling really horny.

00:05:17 because up until that point I'd been writing balls-to-the-wall horror.

00:06:12 What do you make of it, Dag?

00:07:00 Scotch Mist is an evil highland force --

00:07:36 Do I make myself clear? Good. Now get.

00:08:26 We stood transfixed for what seemed like forever

00:09:22 It's the same belt, it's the same hammer in the tool belt,

00:10:23 Quick - let's run into that outhouse.

00:11:18 Erm...

00:11:59 The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it.

00:12:46 I ain't never goin' back.

00:14:19 As a writer, I make my own rules up.

00:14:54 And not from some streetcorner fly-by-night with a suitcase.

00:15:38 Rick!

00:16:10 Don't beat yourself up about it.

00:16:37 I've been running from the Scotch all my life.

00:17:02 Put your trousers on.

00:20:50 It was very, very cheap.

00:21:35 I'm gonna get out of here for a bit, grab some air.

00:22:38 and thumbed open the new day's crack.

00:23:51 in association with Dean Learner.