Garth Marenghi's Darkplace — S01E04 — The Apes of Wrath

00:00:01 "The moonlight shone down on the place, unhindered.

00:00:57 In Black Fang I asked - what if a rat could drive a bus?

00:02:10 You are entering my Darkplace.

00:03:55 It's balls-to-the-wall, flat-out horror.

00:04:50 Thanks to you.

00:05:42 I don't see it as a problem.

00:06:22 Oh drat - it's run out. Here, have mine.

00:07:12 I'm bearing up. You know me, Dag.

00:07:47 Right. I'll stay here.

00:08:40 Where does the Church stand on the matter of evolution?

00:09:29 This hospital was turning into a jungle -

00:10:27 Let's just say that.

00:11:11 You hang on in there for Rick.

00:12:37 They've taken over.

00:13:45 And the doctors are literally working for peanuts.

00:14:20 Would you like a drink...

00:15:12 I know writers who use subtext

00:17:38 Heh-heh!

00:19:11 gettawa!

00:20:39 That which died in my arms out there should never have walked on God's earth.

00:21:21 True but if you boys make another crack about my taking a shit in Dag's car,

00:22:35 I don't think anyone will get an animal impersonator like her again.

00:23:19 And I... lit a joss stick...

00:24:15 in association with Dean Learner.