Garth Marenghi's Darkplace — S01E03 — Skipper the Eyechild
2004 · 24 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 146 VOTES · DIR. Richard Ayoade
Overview
The past is stirring in the halls of Darkplace, and for Dr. Rick Dagless M.D., that means Trouble. With a capital T (the rest of the letters lowercase). A giant eye has been born on 'B' Wing. Winner of the Prix de L'Oeil International Opticians' Television Award for Best New Drama.
Dialogue Timeline — 380 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 "Tina screamed for Nurse, but little miss nurse didn't come.
00:00:59 They dropped, but they kept on going,
00:01:51 Lovingly restored with interviews from myself,
00:03:49 Oh, my God!
00:04:54 The guy who was behind him in the eye
00:05:46 At least he was at peace now, on account of being dead.
00:06:36 Won Ton's gamma radiation mumps programme went west
00:07:19 As if your fanny never graced a pan.
00:07:54 Lot of things. Strange things.
00:08:39 DOOR SLAMS
00:10:02 but it might just take your mind off things.
00:10:52 Garth Marenghi? He's my favourite! I've read everything he's done!
00:11:23 Now she's gone I can think about the eye child.
00:12:19 Everything's a joke to you, isn't it?
00:13:03 It is our duty to fight prejudice and injustice,
00:14:40 I repeat, put the eye down and your hands up!
00:15:41 You know what, Sanch?
00:16:33 Aargh! Aargh!
00:18:27 Aargh!
00:19:24 those would be unkind people. I did my best.
00:20:28 I should never have let myself get this close again.
00:21:26 Can I take a rain check on that? My guts are playing up.
00:22:20 He learned something important from each fresh defeat.
00:24:05 in association with Dean Learner.
Cast & Characters
Matthew Holness
Garth Marenghi / Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.
Matt Berry
Todd Rivers / Dr. Lucien Sanchez
Richard Ayoade
Dean Learner / Thornton Reed
Alice Lowe
Madeleine Wool / Liz Asher
Graham Linehan
Security Guard
Lydia Fox
Rick's Wife
Spencer Brown
Patient
Lewis Palmer
Kevin Hudson
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed380
Dialogue density15.8 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line00:24:05
Production Record
DirectorRichard Ayoade
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes146
Factoids
Episode
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, season 1, episode 3: Skipper the Eyechild.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/205/season/1/episode/3
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