Garth Marenghi's Darkplace — S01E01 — Once Upon a Beginning

00:00:01 "Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve.

00:01:07 asking if your humble fabulist could once more retrieve Darkplace from the boxes in his spacious basement

00:02:52 Darkplace, Darkplace, Darkplace

00:04:06 Not at all. There's plenty of skirt on the ward. This is the 20th Century after all.

00:05:10 I guess it was inevitable that my imagination would make the move to television.

00:06:05 Is he going to die?

00:06:56 not putting on an act, but putting on the truth.

00:07:36 Go on. Sorry for the interruption.

00:08:18 I hope he heeds my words about doing this in an orthodox manner.

00:08:51 Dr Rick Dagless MD.

00:09:31 We ended up going to the staffroom.

00:10:05 I know you're lying to me, protecting me, but I'm a big girl now.

00:10:52 We made a pact to push each other's minds to the limit and beyond.

00:11:50 - You're overworked as it is. - Tell me about it. It'd be a total hassle.

00:12:49 You and he were buddies, weren't you?

00:13:56 Nurse!

00:15:31 I have never exploded, but, I know what it would be like.

00:16:32 If that's how you treat your friends, imagine how you treat your enemies.

00:17:09 Burn what's left of the body.

00:17:43 As crystal.

00:19:12 Sometimes he'll come in at an angle.

00:20:57 It seems as though Dagless was right about burning Renwick.

00:22:01 Not the literal doors of the building,

00:23:49 in association with Dean Learner.