Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

00:00:15 Can you please state your name?

00:07:10 "Just two weeks."

00:11:36 and get right in your face.

00:16:35 My mom and I, we lived in apartment buildings, projects.

00:21:50 Don't get me wrong, when I said $50,000, some of you were like, "Oh!"

00:26:21 So I get on the Zoom call

00:30:56 My favorite part about this was the fact

00:35:38 The problem with cancel culture is they only attack, they don't educate.

00:40:43 I offended a professional fighter.

00:45:27 "Back to you in the studio, and we're out."

00:50:04 So, now the academy was left with a problem...

00:55:01 "How do you know I don't love you more?"

01:00:27 "It's like a taco."

01:04:56 "Oh, they're free."

01:10:03 One door we knocked on, they opened the door,

01:14:53 "What about my mom?" "She's gonna stay home again."

01:19:39 But because, at the end of the day, that is still my son's mom

01:24:37 So moving forward, it's been over a year now,

01:29:20 Should I keep going?!

01:35:09 Martin hears "okay" and he doubled down.

01:39:34 So I walk over and I start drinking.

01:44:02 And honestly, I don't.

01:49:10 You know?

01:55:29 His balls were everywhere!