Futurama — S07E20 — Calculon 2.0

00:00:18 MORBO: Welcome to Entertainment and Earth Invasion Tonite!

00:01:16 Hey!

00:02:04 He would've acted so hard, the camera would've broken down.

00:02:56 No! Somebody stop him!

00:03:48 Oh! Will you shut up? You've been talking for a solid year.

00:04:39 I propose a competition.

00:05:31 from the five nearest wireless network hubs.

00:06:50 I'm alive!

00:07:49 didn't rise from the grave with me?

00:08:47 Calculon, I'm afraid you won't be returning to All My Circuits.

00:09:42 with a second star for the fabulous Robert Wagner.

00:10:28 Until now.

00:11:43 Papers! Papers for sale!

00:12:32 Why did you drag me back to this mortal realm?

00:13:29 I was a self-deluded blowhard full of hot air.

00:14:11 Makes me want to eat.

00:15:02 Okay, the audition's all set up.

00:15:45 Done.

00:16:28 like the other day when everything seemed hopeless.

00:17:21 Now, find the co-executive hack who wrote this drivel

00:17:59 You can do it, Calc-y!

00:18:53 Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to kill myself.

00:19:56 Phew! That was close.

00:20:56 Haven't they suffered enough?