Futurama — S07E10 — Near-Death Wish

00:00:22 Welcome back to the Clippie Awards,

00:01:11 I'd just like to thank my awesome parents.

00:01:52 The nominees are

00:02:53 And the fish sticks were limp!

00:03:35 Toenails growing, hearts pumping fluid, the whole shmagoigle.

00:04:57 My God! It's full of geezers.

00:05:42 laziest, most awful, dimwitted idea

00:06:21 It's not just safe, it's 40% safe.

00:07:43 See, I got frozen, and your son,

00:08:25 And that's how I got this scar above my eye.

00:09:04 with no entertainment except the

00:09:49 It won't start. The batteries are dead.

00:10:57 Oh, Professor. Some special old people are here for you.

00:12:20 Whoa! Looks like you guys had fun.

00:13:34 It all started a century and a half ago.

00:14:19 with an unhealthy respect for education,

00:15:14 That is one crazy, uncircumcised old man.

00:15:56 Faster, faster! Okay, stop short!

00:16:54 GRAM-GRAM: In many ways, he was like you.

00:17:36 we'd read to him from his favorite book.

00:18:28 Rodeo Studies?

00:19:15 Ahem!

00:20:03 Well, son, I guess this is goodbye again.

00:20:57 I almost got you! Come here, you.