Futurama — S07E09 — Free Will Hunting

00:00:27 Decisions, decisions. Should I wear my nerd glasses today, or not?

00:01:05 Yes, I'd like to enroll in college.

00:01:49 Yes, I do.

00:02:33 You want a hit? Never heard of it. Sure.

00:03:32 Rest in peace, homie.

00:04:29 Told you.

00:05:32 possession of something analogous to drugs,

00:06:13 pre-programmed by his software.

00:06:55 From now on, no matter what cool crimes I commit,

00:07:47 And even if it were possible, which it's not,

00:08:35 Ready to get to work, Bender?

00:09:22 Amen, brother.

00:10:33 knowing you lack the inherent capacity for self-determination?

00:11:17 You talk of important decisions,

00:12:22 Abbot, I need to know, what's the point

00:13:56 Nothing. His free will slot is empty.

00:15:02 Hallelujah, baby.

00:15:39 That's not a bad idea, Fry.

00:16:59 We can finally build robots that

00:17:48 To this day, my poor, sweet robots can't exterminate humanity

00:18:31 but I was too damn proud of myself. So I kept it around,

00:19:22 I may not have free will, but I can still shoot you.

00:20:11 Okay, I will. By shooting you, you bastard!

00:21:18 ♪ Now he's richer than all y'all ugly losers