Futurama — S07E04 — The Thief of Baghead

00:00:20 As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau,

00:01:18 and no one ever took me to them.

00:02:07 Eh... So-so.

00:02:48 Calculon? No way!

00:03:36 At last, we can enjoy our studio-mandated quality time.

00:04:25 If you ask me,

00:05:05 You misunderstand, Bender. We'll pay you.

00:06:37 They're explaining that right now.

00:07:17 as my appearance or my personal life.

00:08:27 Oh!

00:09:21 The only thing terrible is going to be my bank account.

00:10:10 That proves it.

00:10:54 But gaze upon its face, even in a photograph,

00:11:44 Now, here's the weird part.

00:12:29 No, it's Langdon Cobb versus Calculon.

00:13:18 Now, here's the poison that Romeo uses to kill himself.

00:14:09 DR. ZOIDBERG: I always come in stinky.

00:14:48 There's a humungous fungus among us.

00:16:02 Eyes, look your last.

00:17:28 Huh.

00:18:15 but with film, I still have the negative.

00:19:09 You Earthlings worship celebrity with such fervor

00:20:03 And the composition sublime.

00:21:00 BENDER: Neat.