Futurama — S07E03 — Decision 3012

00:00:28 BENDER: "Free Beer"?

00:01:24 ALL: Yeah!

00:02:26 Ah, that hit the spot.

00:03:12 and make my voice heard.

00:04:00 Look, let's be honest here. No one likes taxes,

00:05:10 That's no way to win an election.

00:05:52 You haven't heard the last of...

00:07:03 from the nation-state of Hawaii,

00:07:40 and good old Quaker thuggery.

00:09:02 at this sleazy strip club.

00:09:57 Hey! Did you put your tongue in my ear?

00:10:39 we make him cough up his Earth certificate.

00:11:29 Then we voters demand you release your Earth certificate

00:12:09 Please don't look for my Earth certificate.

00:12:47 We don't want a foreigner!

00:14:08 I found it!

00:15:11 to prevent Nixon from getting elected.

00:15:54 Nixon took bold action.

00:17:01 of an ancient time travel code.

00:17:46 If it's on TV, it has to be real.

00:18:28 and folks round these parts can't remember the last time

00:19:31 You stood by me and exposed my private medical records,

00:20:11 the robot uprising didn't happen

00:20:53 Nixon always wins!