Futurama — S05E16 — The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

00:00:05 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

00:01:12 HEY, BENDER, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE A HOLOPHONOR RECITAL TUESDAY.

00:02:11 HOW HARD DID YOU SAY YOU HAD TO HIT HIM?

00:03:06 I CAN HEAR ALL THIS GREAT MUSIC IN MY HEAD,

00:03:38 HE WAS PASTY AND HUNCHED... PRETTY BOY.

00:04:15 YOU HIT A SOUR NOTE...

00:04:48 WITH HANDS LIKE THAT, YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO MASTER A BELT BUCKLE.

00:05:27 FRY, IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS OFFER RIGHT NOW,

00:06:21 YOU KNOW, I ONLY PUT MY NAME ON THERE...

00:07:04 SOMEBODY CALLED A ROBOT DEVIL'S HERE TO SEE SOMEBODY CALLED FRY.

00:08:18 PLAYING 900 OF THESE CLASSIC THEMES IN YOUR OWN HOME...

00:08:53 INTO A BATH OF THE SILKIEST OILS AND CREAMS.

00:09:32 A MAN WRITING AN OPERA ABOUT A WOMAN?

00:10:26 I'VE BEEN A FOOL, A FULLY JUSTIFIED PRUDENT FOOL.

00:11:09 I FORGOT YOU COULD TEMPT ME WITH THINGS I WANT.

00:11:42 YOU CERTAINLY ARE A SHREWD BUSINESSMAN, BENDER.

00:12:24 WHAT? OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE.

00:13:07 ♪♪ COURTESANS AND GENTLE FOPS,

00:14:44 EXTRA! EXTRA! WORLD'S GREATEST OPERA ONLY HALF OVER!

00:15:16 JUST... MY LEFT HAND?

00:16:23 - OHH! -

00:19:21 BRAVO! ENCORE!

00:20:17 I CLEANED THEM. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

00:21:24 I WANT TO HEAR HOW IT ENDS.