Futurama — S05E15 — Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV

00:00:03 WHOO! DUP DUBBITY DUP DUP! DUP DUPPUP DUP! TWO, THREE! ONE, TWO! ONE TWO, THREE!

00:01:04 DOES ANYONE HERE NOT HAVE AMNESIA?

00:01:47 DO YOU TWO HAVE TO IMITATE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV?

00:02:38 THAT'S TRUE! IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY...

00:03:34 WHOEVER'S DIRECTING THIS IS A MASTER OF SUSPENSE!

00:04:38 ALL RIGHT! THEY MUST'VE ALL COME AS A GROUP.

00:05:41 AN OPEN CASTING CALL FOR CHILD ROBOTS!

00:06:37 WHAT'S THIS? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

00:07:35 THEY SAY HE'S THE GREATEST.

00:08:21 YOU WILL NEVER WORK ON MY SHOW!

00:09:14 SHOULD SINK INTO AN IRREVERSIBLE, PERMANENT...

00:10:05 PRINT IT! I'LL BE IN MY THREE-STORY TRAILER.

00:11:00 HEY, HEY, HEY.

00:11:58 GAME SHOWS ARE BACK.

00:13:18 BENDER, EH? THAT GUY'S REALLY STARTING TO TWIST MY DREADS.

00:14:15 THAT'S NOT WHAT F.A.R.T. IS ALL ABOUT.

00:15:09 TV GAVE US THE IDEA!

00:16:30 HMM. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR STORY,

00:17:35 WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?

00:18:43 DOWN WITH BENDER! DOWN WITH BENDER!

00:19:38 I THINK YOU'LL BE FINISHING THE SCENE NOW, MR. BENDER.

00:20:24 VIEWERS OF THE WORLD, DO SMOKING AND DRINKING ON TV REALLY MAKE ME COOL?

00:21:09 - AND CUT! - GOOD ENOUGH.

00:22:26 FUTURAMA!