Futurama — S05E13 — Bend Her

00:00:04 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

00:01:30 QUIT LYING TO YOUR PUDGY SELF.

00:02:26 SHUT UP, ZOIDBERG! THE ROBOT BENDING EVENTS ARE STARTING.

00:03:35 I SEE YOU'RE STILL ABLE TO LIMBO UNDER THE BAR OF FASHION SENSE.

00:04:30 AND CONRAD IS DISQUALIFIED!

00:05:17 COILETTE'S A CHICK'S NAME!

00:06:21 WAIT! I'VE GOT IT!

00:07:15 I'M ABOUT TO BEGIN THE PROCESS OF RESHAPING BENDER'S BODY...

00:08:28 SNUH-UH. YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE JERKS IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GENDERS!

00:09:33 FUNNY STORY. THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR ME TO SAY "YES,"

00:10:29 MADAM, I AM ONE IMPRESSED CELEBRITY.

00:11:14 CERTAINLY NOT.

00:12:03 LOOK, WHY DON'T ALL OF YOU JUST BACK OFF?

00:12:57 - I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE YOU. - OH, YES, YOU HAVE.

00:14:11 BUT IF I DID, I COULDN'T BECAUSE... I LOVE YOU SO!

00:15:09 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO MEET WITH MY WEDDING PLANNER.

00:15:55 COME ON WITH THAT. REALLY?

00:16:50 - - SO, NOW YOU DO WANNA MARRY HIM?

00:17:47 AND CASTING PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY A PREACHER,

00:18:31 OF COURSE. BUT, SMOOCHY-POPS,

00:19:23 NO.

00:20:09 AND THIS TIME, THE ACADEMY WILL NOT DENY ME.

00:20:56 DRIVE TO VEGAS, PICK UP SOME FLOOZYBOTS...

00:21:49 I STILL GOT IT!