Futurama — S05E10 — The Farnsworth Parabox

00:00:04 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

00:01:19 SO, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

00:02:06 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOUR CURIOSITY,

00:02:53 - HE WAS JOKING. GET IT? - NO.

00:04:45 A WHOLE EVENING OF TV... GONE!

00:05:44 YOU KNOW IT. LARGE AND IN CHARGE.

00:06:30 I'VE GOT IT! I KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX.

00:07:12 - HERE. - I TELL YOU, THEY'RE NOT EVIL.

00:08:08 LET'S RECAP WHAT'S HAPPENED SO FAR.

00:08:54 WELL, TO BE HONEST, I TOSSED A COIN.

00:09:38 - WHA... - YOU HEARD ME!

00:10:21 BENDER "A," YOU'RE A PRINCE AMONG ROBOTS.

00:11:07 I'D MAKE UP STUFF LIKE, "I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH,"

00:11:47 ONE YEAR LATER, I GAVE LEELA A DIAMOND SCRUNCHIE,

00:12:37 SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.

00:13:24 YOU KNOW, MAYBE A CERTAIN BLUE LOBSTER...

00:14:17 IF YOUR HERMES WAS ABOUT TO DESTROY THE BOX CONTAINING OUR UNIVERSE...

00:15:10 MEANWHILE, IN UNIVERSE "A,"

00:16:20 NOPE. TOO COLD.

00:17:08 OH!

00:18:16 SEEN ANY EXTRA ZOIDBERGS AROUND HERE?

00:19:04 - GOTCHA! - DIG IT.

00:20:29 SO, UM, LEELA, SEEING HOW THE UNIVERSE WASN'T DESTROYED,

00:21:36 WE MUST CHERISH IT AS WE CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF OUR LIVES.