Futurama — S05E05 — Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

00:00:04 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

00:01:13 MESSAGES ERASED.

00:02:01 SCRUFFY'S ROLLIN' OUT A LARGE PILL.

00:03:27 - - KIF, I'M SENSING A SENSUAL DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE.

00:04:35 OH, NO, NO. IT'S REALLY TWICE THE SIZE.

00:05:20 SPIRIT! KIF, THAT'S THE PONY I ALWAYS WANTED,

00:06:06 RUN PROGRAM "KIF://3."

00:06:55 RIGHTO, GENTS. IT'S ANOTHER SIMULATION GONE MAD,

00:07:57 D'OH! HEY.

00:08:52 - -

00:09:36 WHEN ONE OF MY SPECIES EXPERIENCES DEEP FEELINGS OF LOVE,

00:10:20 HEY, YEAH! I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT THAT, KIF?

00:11:14 NOW, TO TAKE A D.N.A. SAMPLE.

00:12:33 LEELA MUST HAVE IMPREGNATED ME WHEN SHE GRABBED MY UNGLOVED HAND.

00:13:23 THURSDAY, BABY SHOWER... ENTER.

00:14:10 - EVERYONE WE INVITED IS HERE. - ALSO ZOIDBERG.

00:15:00 WE HAD YOUR OLD PARTY BOARD CONVERTED NOW THAT YOU NOT BE PARTYING ANYMORE.

00:15:43 INTO THE DEEP, DARK WATERS OF COMMITMENT.

00:16:54 IF IT'S SO DANGEROUS, I'D BETTER GO WITH YOU.

00:17:58 SMELLS LIKE A JOCKSTRAP.

00:18:57 OH, RIGHT. SORRY, BUT I'VE MEMORIZED THE CEREMONY BY ROTE, AND IT MENTIONS HER A LOT.

00:19:46 BOTH.

00:20:40 AMY, MY LOVE, TELL ME. ARE THEY MAKING IT TO THE WATER?

00:21:38 I'LL BE READY THEN.