Futurama — S05E03 — The Route of All Evil
2002 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 2,126 VOTES · DIR. Brian Sheesley
Overview
Farnsworth's clone Cubert teams up with Hermes' son Dwight to launch a newspaper delivery business. Farnsworth and Hermes scoff at the kids' efforts - until the delivery boys accumulate enough capital to buy out Planet Express. Meanwhile, Fry and Leela use Bender to brew their own homemade beer.
Dialogue Timeline — 315 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!
00:01:13 IT'S NOT MY FAULT, DAD. AND YOU, CUBERT.
00:01:55 MY MANWICH!
00:02:39 YUP!
00:03:27 WHAT USELESS CONTRAPTION ARE YOU HALF-BAKING TODAY?
00:04:26 OW!
00:05:29 HEY!
00:06:12 WE'RE THEIR FATHERS, AND IT'S HIGH TIMES WE ACTED LIKE IT.
00:07:17 SO YOUR DELIVERY COMPANY IS JUST A CUTE, HARMLESS PAPER ROUTE.
00:08:21 I MUST LOOK RIDICULOUS.
00:09:02 REMEMBER WE USED TO CALL YOU THAT, HUH? TINKLER.
00:10:21 HEY!
00:11:29 BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN BUILDING OR CONFERENCE TABLE...
00:12:12 NATURALLY, WE'RE HUMILIATED.
00:12:58 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS.
00:13:46 WHICH MEANS PLANET EXPRESS IS NOW...
00:15:02 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. UNH! IT FEELS LIKE I'M TRYING TO PUSH A WATER BED OUTTA ME.
00:16:04 MIGHT A HOMELESS OLD MAN...
00:16:48 YOU DID? TOUGH LUCK, SUCKERS!
00:17:59 OKAY, BOYS. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A "PAPERMAN" DOES IT.
00:19:06 NOW, NOW. NO NEED TO GIVE US THE BUSINESS.
00:19:54 YEAH! GET HIM, DAD. SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!
00:20:55 AND, WELL, THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR HOW I ACTED.
00:21:40 MAN OR BLOB, IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT COUNTS.
Cast & Characters
Billy West
Fry / Professor Farnsworth / Zoidberg / Zapp Brannigan (voice)
Katey Sagal
Leela (voice)
John DiMaggio
Bender (voice)
Tress MacNeille
Mom (voice)
Maurice LaMarche
Morbo / Kif Kroker (voice)
Lauren Tom
Amy Wong (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Hermes Conrad (voice)
David Herman
Scruffy (voice)
Frank Welker
Nibbler (voice)
Kath Soucie
Cubert Farnsworth / The Real World Announcer (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed315
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:21:40
Production Record
DirectorBrian Sheesley
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,126
Factoids
Episode
Futurama, season 5, episode 3: The Route of All Evil.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/615/season/5/episode/3
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