Futurama - S05E01 - Crimes of the Hot

00:00:04 ONE TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

00:01:37 GLOBAL WARMING OR:

00:02:30 PRETTY SOON, EARTH IS CHOCKFUL OF SUNBEAMS,

00:03:18 WELL, WE JUST NEED ONE OF THOSE BIG ICE CUBES.

00:04:01 WHIPPING THROUGH SPACE AT A MILLION MILES AN HOUR.

00:05:28 OF SUDDEN INTENSE GLOBAL WARMING.

00:06:15 I'M SURE THOSE WINDMILLS WILL KEEP THEM COOL.

00:07:03 NO! IT'S JUST...

00:07:49 FORGET IT! I'M NOT GOING.

00:08:40 THE HOST OF THE KYOTO GLOBAL WARMING CONVENTION...

00:09:21 - - LOVELY, AREN'T THEY?

00:10:33 PROFESSOR, YOU'RE A PROFESSOR. YOU MUST HAVE SOME IDEAS.

00:11:24 BACK THEN, YOU SEE, ROBOTS WERE SLOW-MOVING, STIFF...

00:12:12 CRAP SPACKLE! WE'LL JUST CALL IT A SPORT UTILITY ROBOT...

00:13:01 AS I SUSPECTED.

00:13:39 BE BRAVE, MY FRIEND.

00:14:36 WHERE THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE... FROM THE FUN.

00:15:18 BUT AT LONG LAST, I'VE FOUND SOMETHING I'M WILLING TO DIE FOR...

00:16:30 YOU FELLAS ENJOY YOURSELVES FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS.

00:17:28 I'LL SAY GOOD-BYE NOW.

00:18:18 - TO HELL WITH THE TURTLES! - NO ONE INSULTS THE TURTLES!

00:19:16 OF EVERY LAST ROBOT.

00:20:35 AND NOW TO FULFILL MY DESTINY!

00:21:51 OH!