Futurama — S04E02 — A Tale of Two Santas

00:00:04 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

00:01:09 BETTER KNOWN AS SANTA CLAUS.

00:01:52 OH, PUSHING!

00:02:51 THE BICYCLE YOU FIRED AT ME LAST YEAR FROM YOUR BICYCLE GUN...

00:03:45 OH, LOOK. A CUTE LITTLE WELCOMING PARTY.

00:04:24 YOU LAZY RUNTS. DON'T YOU GET PAID FOR MAKING THE TOYS?

00:05:35 MOBSTERS BEATING UP A SHOPKEEPER FOR PROTECTION MONEY.

00:06:15 HOLY NIGHT! INTRUDERS!

00:07:18 FASTER! FASTER!

00:08:24 SANTA'S RIGHT. WE NEED SOME SORT OF ROBOT.

00:10:05 - OW! - ♪ THEN SHUT YOUR YAPS AND BACK TO WORK ♪

00:11:17 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S THE FATHER OF ALL LIES AND THE UNCLE OF ALL TRICKS.

00:12:10 OH, IT'S AWFUL, KWANZABOT. EVERYONE HATES ME.

00:12:59 YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN MP3.

00:13:53 THIS XMAS DAY SESSION OF COURT WILL COME TO ORDER.

00:14:37 ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PAID FOR YOUR TESTIMONY?

00:15:14 I JUST HOPE THAT DUMB CHICKEN IS ASHAMED OF HIMSELF.

00:16:16 THE POLLUTION FROM THE FACTORY... IT CAUSED A GREENHOUSE EFFECT.

00:17:38 IT IS FOR THE WITNESSES BECAUSE IT'S NOT BORING.

00:18:20 YOU PEOPLE AREN'T SANTA. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ROBOTS.

00:19:12 I NEED YOU TO HELP ME SAVE XMAS.

00:20:12 MERRY XMAS, KIDS.

00:20:56 HOLD ME.

00:21:44 HO, HO, HO!