Futurama — S03E15 — I Dated a Robot
2001 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 2,197 VOTES · DIR. James Purdum
Overview
Fry discovers the ability to download any celebrity onto a blank robot, and chooses to download Lucy Liu, with whom he falls madly in love. Repulsed by this disgusting display of human/robot love, Leela, Bender, and Zoidberg set out to shut down Nappster.com and put an end to illegal celebrity downloads forever.
Dialogue Timeline — 314 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!
00:01:29 WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? YOU'RE HITLER!
00:02:13 HERE YOU ARE IN THE YEAR 3000 OR SO,
00:03:00 WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT? I WANNA SEE THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE.
00:03:57 MOMMY? WHY IS THAT MAN LIKE THAT? DON'T LOOK AT HIM.
00:04:55 WHAT PART OF THAT DO I UNDERSTAND? IT'S SIMPLE.
00:05:50 LET'S SEARCH THE WEB. OVER THERE.
00:07:01 YOU'RE ONE SEXY MAN... PHILIP J. FRY.
00:07:48 SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE DOING?
00:09:01 HUMANS DATING ROBOTS IS SICK.
00:09:52 BUT WHEN A HUMAN DATES AN ARTIFICIAL MATE,
00:10:41 GEE, MAVIS, YOUR HOUSE IS ACROSS THE STREET.
00:11:27 AND SOMETIMES THE SAME SEX.
00:12:21 DATIN' A ROBOT... IT'S AN "ATROCIMICY."
00:13:04 THE INTERNET IS ABOUT THE FREE EXCHANGE AND SALE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS.
00:13:53 PLEASE PICK ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO.
00:14:59 THANKS FOR RESCUING ME. ESPECIALLY YOU, BENDER.
00:15:56 THEN ALONG CAME BENDER.
00:16:53 THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.
00:17:35 IS YOURS ACTING NORMALLY? LET ME SEE.
00:18:44 - AND DON'T EAT IT. -
00:19:51 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DARLING? GET DOWN!
00:20:38 AND NOT JUST WHAT YOU'VE SEEN IN MOVIES, GENRE-STRADDLING LAWYER SHOWS...
00:21:45 MMM! BOY!
Cast & Characters
Billy West
Fry / Professor Farnsworth / Zoidberg / Zapp Brannigan (voice)
Katey Sagal
Leela (voice)
John DiMaggio
Bender (voice)
Tress MacNeille
Mom (voice)
Maurice LaMarche
Morbo / Kif Kroker (voice)
Lauren Tom
Amy Wong (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Hermes Conrad (voice)
David Herman
Scruffy (voice)
Frank Welker
Nibbler (voice)
Lucy Liu
Lucy Liu's Head (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed314
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:21:45
Production Record
DirectorJames Purdum
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,197
Factoids
Episode
Futurama, season 3, episode 15: I Dated a Robot.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/615/season/3/episode/15
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