Futurama — S03E09 — The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

00:00:04 ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

00:01:16 AN ORBITING SUPERTANKER FULL OF RICH COLUMBIAN DARK MATTER.

00:01:59 THIS TIME IT'S YOUR RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

00:02:33 THAT'S WHY COLD, LOGICAL BENDER IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB.

00:03:24 THAT'LL SOMEDAY FORM A NUTRITIOUS FUNGUS.

00:04:10 I HAVE NOW. AND WHAT'S PETER PARROT'S FIRST RULE OF CAPTAINING?

00:05:09 IF RUBBIN' FROZEN DIRT IN YOUR CROTCH IS WRONG, HEY, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT.

00:06:03 WIGGLES, WEREN'T YOU ABOUT TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO YOUR GALLANT CAPTAIN?

00:06:47 I DON'T FEEL LIKE DRINKING.

00:07:45 AND HE'S UPSIDE DOWN! HE MUST BE TALKING ON A CELL PHONE.

00:08:54 AT THE TIME OF THE CRASH, THE TANKER CAPTAIN...

00:09:53 GOOD WAY TO AVOID FROSTBITE, FOLKS...

00:10:30 OH-HOO, WHAT'S THIS?

00:11:29 OFF "CATASTROPHIZING" SOME OTHER PLANET?

00:12:03 I'D FOLLOW HIM TO HELL AND BACK, I WOULD.

00:14:46 IT'S LIKE A PERVERTED TRAIL MIX OF PENGUIN ESTROGEN,

00:15:27 AND DUMPED OIL ON THEM, THIS MIGHT NEVER HAVE HAPPENED.

00:16:08 I JOINED PENGUINS UNLIMITED TO LOVE PENGUINS, NOT TO HUNT THEM.

00:16:49 YEAH, THAT IS FUN.

00:17:43 I'M SO SORRY I... BENDER?

00:18:38 WHY AREN'T YOU FIRING RANDOMLY INTO THOSE BIRDS, LITTLE LADY?

00:19:25 OH, GOD.

00:20:35 IT'S FRY. WIGGLES?

00:21:28 THOSE STUPID BIRDS WILL DO JUST FINE.