Futurama — S03E02 — War Is the H-Word
2000 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · 2,677 VOTES · DIR. Ron Hughart
Overview
Fry and Bender enlist in the army to get a soldiers discount for bubblegum. When they are called to fight a war on a planet of bouncing ball aliens, Leela disguises herself as man to enlist with them. Bender is eventually sent to parley with the enemy, but this turns out to be a ploy.
Dialogue Timeline — 476 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:35 HMM, SPIDER... HUBBLE...
00:01:17 OKAY, NOW I'M MAD.
00:02:19 WHILE YOU'RE AWAY.
00:03:15 SOON YOU'LL ALL BE FIGHTING FOR YOUR PLANET.
00:04:04 A VALID QUESTION.
00:05:37 I DO PLAN TO FINISH SOMEDAY, KIFF.
00:06:14 KIFF, GET ME TEN CASES OF PERT 'N' POPULAR.
00:07:09 GOOD POINT. I GUESS.
00:08:00 I THINK I BETTER... SHH!
00:09:03 OH, RIGHT.
00:10:28 ALL PERSONNEL REPORT TO OPERATING TENT FOUR.
00:11:17 HE WAS HIDING IN A HOLE
00:12:05 SINCE MY MIRROR GOT GREASE ON IT.
00:13:01 USE A BRUSH, YOU DUNDERHEAD
00:13:52 LOWER.
00:14:44 COME ON, BRANNIGAN, STUFF YOURSELF INTO A UNIFORM.
00:15:40 IT WILL DETONATE THE INSTANT
00:16:56 BEAT UP THOSE THREE GUARDS, STEAL THAT CHOPPER
00:17:50 THE ELDERS TELL OF A YOUNG BALL MUCH LIKE YOU.
00:18:42 THANK YOU!
00:19:53 BENDER'S GOT THE UPPER HAND NOW.
00:20:27 A VALUABLE LESSON.
00:21:21 IT'S FROM THE LIST OF WORDS YOU ALMOST NEVER SAY.
00:21:53 I'M ALL RIGHT.
Cast & Characters
Billy West
Fry / Professor Farnsworth / Zoidberg / Zapp Brannigan (voice)
Katey Sagal
Leela (voice)
John DiMaggio
Bender (voice)
Tress MacNeille
Mom (voice)
Maurice LaMarche
Morbo / Kif Kroker (voice)
Lauren Tom
Amy Wong (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Hermes Conrad (voice)
David Herman
Scruffy (voice)
Frank Welker
Nibbler (voice)
Todd Susman
Announcer (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed476
Dialogue density21.6 lines / min
First line00:00:35
Final line00:21:53
Production Record
DirectorRon Hughart
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,677
Factoids
Episode
Futurama, season 3, episode 2: War Is the H-Word.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/615/season/3/episode/2
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