Futurama — S02E09 — Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
2000 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 2,530 VOTES · DIR. Gregg Vanzo, Brian Sheesley
Overview
When Dr. Zoidberg runs amok during the Decapodian mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. Things backfire when Zoidberg's desired mate falls for Fry instead, and Zoidberg challenges Fry to a battle to the death.
Dialogue Timeline — 437 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:39 MMM... MMM!
00:02:02 WHAT UP, DR. Z?
00:02:59 ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS, MORE WEIGHT!
00:04:19 MAYBE HE IS A PARASITE!
00:04:54 YOU'RE JUST HEAVY WITH MALE JELLY.
00:05:30 I SHOULD HOLD THESE WHILE HE'S GONE.
00:06:38 LOVE? THAT WORD IS UNKNOWN HERE.
00:07:33 WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE DO YOUR EROTIC DISPLAY?
00:08:41 HE'S THE LOBSTER EQUIVALENT OF FRY.
00:09:31 TO PICK A MATE WHO'S STUFFED WITH MALE JELLY.
00:10:19 WAIT A SECOND.
00:10:58 AND THE LIES UPON LIES...
00:11:41 WHY, YES. THANKS FOR NOTICING.
00:12:20 DO I ASK HER TO MATE NOW?
00:13:05 FOR REASONS BEYOND MATING?
00:14:06 HE'S GOT MALE JELLY COMING OUT THE WAZOO.
00:14:59 AND WE'RE GOING TO MATE TOMORROW.
00:16:05 OF COURSE I'M BEING IRRATIONAL!
00:16:46 FATAL.
00:17:35 BUT IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE
00:19:15 MY FELLOW FISH MONSTERS,
00:20:16 MY GOD!
00:21:04 WELL, IT WAS NICE OF YOU
00:21:47 THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
Cast & Characters
Billy West
Fry / Professor Farnsworth / Zoidberg / Zapp Brannigan (voice)
Katey Sagal
Leela (voice)
John DiMaggio
Bender (voice)
Tress MacNeille
Mom (voice)
Maurice LaMarche
Morbo / Kif Kroker (voice)
Lauren Tom
Amy Wong (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Hermes Conrad (voice)
David Herman
Scruffy (voice)
Frank Welker
Nibbler (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed437
Dialogue density19.9 lines / min
First line00:00:39
Final line00:21:47
Production Record
DirectorGregg Vanzo, Brian Sheesley
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,530
Factoids
Episode
Futurama, season 2, episode 9: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/615/season/2/episode/9
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