Funny People

00:21:39 Yep. If you put "cute kitten" in the title of your YouTube video

00:27:13 I'm going to Carolina in my mind

00:33:16 Mandy. Well, hi there.

00:39:20 I didn't fucking run out and tell Entertainment Tonight.

00:43:47 What the fuck's the matter with you?

00:48:19 No, no, no, don't do that. Let's hear what's gonna cheer me up! This is good.

00:54:49 George Simmons soon will be gone

01:00:35 Why is Ira so upset?

01:05:35 No. No. We didn't get to that.

01:11:08 The two of them together, it was a guaranteed dwarfing.

01:16:27 If it's skinny, you should try feeding it carbs.

01:21:35 Now I like your accent, yeah.

01:26:38 Yeah.

01:31:16 The husband's out of town, baby's vomiting. Rock 'n' roll.

01:36:19 We've been talking... What are you... No!

01:42:11 This is the only place that I ever wanted to be.

01:46:41 Thank you.

01:51:16 and he said it is contagious, but only when inflamed, so you're cool.

01:55:16 If there's one thing I've learned from my Buddhist friends, the Chinese

01:59:47 Okay, let me respond to that, as your friend

02:03:45 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

02:10:30 that I was on my way here to tell you tonight

02:14:45 And you didn't even cry when Mable sang Cats.

02:21:34 Bailey, you're number two.