Funeral Kings
2012 · 85 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 1,226 VOTES · DIR. Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus
Overview
It's always a good day for a funeral at St. Mark's Middle School. Andy and Charlie, two altar servers, don't just get to miss class anytime a parishioner kicks the bucket, they cut out early and play hooky as soon as the service is over. Eventually their irreverent personalities will put them in a situation that is too big for them to handle.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,155 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:44 Damnit!
00:06:18 Are you kidding me? No way, you're like five-years-old.
00:09:36 Oh, Jesus...
00:11:52 You look like you just got out of diapers.
00:14:34 That fuckin' bastard!
00:17:01 You were in a fuckin' movie?
00:21:24 One... Two... Three!
00:24:51 I don't know, man.
00:27:12 I've seen the trailers and the scenes I was in and stuff.
00:31:48 I had all this porn, too.
00:33:44 I told him about Molly and Sue.
00:37:05 Yeah, I guess.
00:40:22 You look tired.
00:44:32 Upset?
00:47:13 Dude, hurry it up we gotta...
00:50:11 Yeah.
00:54:45 I stole two from the beer pong table.
00:57:48 Don't you have to be 18 to drive a motorcycle?
01:01:03 You know I can't be everywhere at once...
01:04:48 and threw a rock, through a fuckin' car window!
01:06:56 We saw them dealing drugs
01:09:08 Shit, that was awesome.
01:12:15 We can't just go running to our parents.
01:17:48 Who came up with the story?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,155
Dialogue density13.6 lines / min
First line00:01:44
Final line01:17:48
Production Record
DirectorKevin McManus, Matthew McManus
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,226