Funeral Kings
2012 · 85 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 1,226 VOTES · DIR. Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus
Overview
It's always a good day for a funeral at St. Mark's Middle School. Andy and Charlie, two altar servers, don't just get to miss class anytime a parishioner kicks the bucket, they cut out early and play hooky as soon as the service is over. Eventually their irreverent personalities will put them in a situation that is too big for them to handle.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,155 lines
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00:01:44 Damnit!
00:06:22 Eat a dick, I'm fourteen!
00:09:45 What the hell happened to Bobby?
00:12:00 Put it back and get the fuck out!
00:14:49 What crawled up your ass?
00:17:13 that, like, watches his dad murder his mom?
00:21:46 Fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:25:07 Our buddy, Felix, said his brother could get us in.
00:27:35 You were in the biggest movie of last year.
00:32:21 So you were in that movie, huh?
00:34:23 It's not giving at all!
00:37:55 Oh my fucking god!
00:41:04 You're not a little kid anymore.
00:45:09 Go ahead, tell me what makes you a man.
00:48:45 I just didn't feel like coming in, alright?
00:51:31 Yeah the party's like a couple blocks down.
00:56:13 Hey you don't have a cigarette, do you?
00:58:59 Something the guys mixed for us.
01:02:37 Oh okay, who threw a brick through a fucking car window?
01:05:38 before anybody noticed.
01:07:53 You're not coming!
01:10:36 We can't just leave it here!
01:13:42 We gotta do something.
23:09:07 With special thanks to: "mSD"
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,155
Dialogue density13.6 lines / min
First line00:01:44
Final line23:09:07
Production Record
DirectorKevin McManus, Matthew McManus
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,226