Fun with Dick and Jane

00:03:39 - Morning, Mr. Harper. - Morning, Jeff.

00:06:48 Then why me?

00:10:50 - Charlie fired me. - Dirty rat.

00:13:14 I don't like the lawn either. AstroTurf has more life than this stuff.

00:16:07 You earn more money on unemployment than you could in any of those jobs.

00:19:19 Why do I have to see the supervisor? It's all so simple.

00:22:18 And you're getting your unemployment now, right?

00:26:11 Could we have some coffee in the living room?

00:28:53 Yes, sir.

00:33:14 Over here.

00:35:55 ...and you'll be dry for the rest of your lives.

00:39:14 You could get another job. Who knows?

00:42:37 Would you turn on the faucet?

00:45:53 You sure messed up real good.

00:48:31 Is getting arrested gonna help us get the money?

00:51:55 - Oh, no. - I can't believe it.

00:56:17 That'll be 8.50. I wish I were as young as you are.

01:00:57 You stand right there. Don't move nothing.

01:05:38 He's had several offers, but because of his investments he doesn't have to...

01:09:02 And in you and in you and in you and in me.

01:12:17 Oh, a cop!

01:17:05 - You should tell me when I should do it. - Whenever you're ready.

01:24:10 - That wasn't Charlie. - Really.

01:30:47 Dick, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.