Friends — S09E22 — The One with the Donor
2003 · 25 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 3,762 VOTES · DIR. Ben Weiss
Overview
Rachel and Phoebe take Joey's girlfriend Charlie shopping, where she overhears the two of them gossiping about Joey. Meanwhile, Ross gives a presentation to a fellow professor in the hopes of getting the role of keynote speaker at the paleontology convention in Barbados. Also, Monica and Chandler consider alternate pregnancy options making some people really uncomfortable in the process.
Dialogue Timeline — 597 lines
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00:00:02 Ah! Ah, that feels so good!
00:00:52 and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear
00:01:47 Hey, Pheebs, I'm taking Charlie shopping.
00:03:34 so keep having sex on a regular basis.
00:04:36 When was the last time
00:05:40 Barbados is in the Caribbean, Joe.
00:06:33 Well, I wish there was an easier way for us
00:07:51 Oh, I'll take some of that.
00:08:45 Yeah. I'm a big fan... of the movies.
00:09:54 Just a little.
00:10:54 You guys haven't actually met before,
00:11:46 I mean, even if my sperm worked fine,
00:12:40 What?!
00:13:48 Barbados.
00:14:47 Okay, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay.
00:16:05 You guys have shown
00:17:14 Rachel, I heard you two guys whispering.
00:19:12 Okay. Are you sure?
00:20:14 Well, I'm back from Minsk. Permanently.
00:21:11 I just totally made that up.
00:22:06 There's a third guy?
00:23:03 all those questions before, I just...
00:24:11 And I want to mess it up in our own specific way.
00:25:13 on keeping her baby, would you?
Cast & Characters
Jennifer Aniston
Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
Monica Geller
Lisa Kudrow
Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc
Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
Ross Geller
Aisha Tyler
Charlie Wheeler
Hank Azaria
David
John Stamos
Zack
Andy Umberger
Dr. Connelly
Dan Desmond
Professor Sherman
James Michael Tyler
Gunther
Cynthia Newman
Jeanette
Kim Harris
Cologne Spritzer
Tracy Silver
Dressing Room Woman
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed597
Dialogue density23.9 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:25:13
Production Record
DirectorBen Weiss
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,762
Factoids
Episode
Friends, season 9, episode 22: The One with the Donor.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1668/season/9/episode/22
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