Friends — S09E21 — The One with the Fertility Test
2003 · 28 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 3,685 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson
Overview
Joey comes to Ross for advice on dating Charlie, since they don't share much of the same interests. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bump into Janice at a fertility clinic. Also, Rachel has a gift certificate for a massage at a fancy massage place which Phoebe doesn't want her to use, since she doesn't approve of big corporations.
Dialogue Timeline — 578 lines
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00:00:03 It's so weird.
00:01:07 Those nerds would get laid.
00:02:12 I hate those people.
00:04:04 There are so many things that she disapproves of.
00:05:11 Promise?
00:06:20 It's weird.
00:07:36 Hey, if you need a tour guide...
00:08:31 Hello.
00:09:31 But that woman can't know that I work here.
00:10:28 You know, and I just...
00:11:31 they should call it the "Muse," you know,
00:12:26 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:51 We're probably fertile.
00:15:18 Ya.
00:16:33 But I got to say, I'm really impressed
00:17:39 Really helped speed the process along.
00:18:34 you and Monica are meant to have children.
00:19:58 Phoebe!
00:20:58 Honey, you have principles and I so admire that.
00:21:56 he was talking about paintings
00:22:54 Um... I don't know,
00:23:44 Although some of the stuff
00:25:14 What?
00:27:05 Put your face in the hole, lassie.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed578
Dialogue density20.6 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:27:05
Production Record
DirectorGary Halvorson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,685
Factoids
Episode
Friends, season 9, episode 21: The One with the Fertility Test.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1668/season/9/episode/21
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