Friends — S08E18 — The One in Massapequa
2002 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 3,864 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson
Overview
Everybody prepares to go out to Long Island for the elder Gellers' 35th wedding anniversary party. Monica struggles to prepare the perfect toast that would make everybody cry. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel discover that his parents have told people they're married and they decide to just go along with it for the night. However, Rachel gets carried away a little telling stories about their "wedding" that didn't happen. Also, Phoebe invites her new boyfriend, Parker, who is extremely enthusiastic.
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00:00:03 Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone
00:00:44 and it's always really moving and always makes them cry.
00:02:41 Oh, I'm working on my toast for the party.
00:03:28 I had a star named after them.
00:04:30 Ross, Rachel, and...
00:05:24 So, where's the party?
00:06:07 This is such a great party.
00:06:58 We have to pretend that we're married?!
00:07:41 Unbelievable.
00:08:38 I'll be right back. I'll go with you.
00:09:32 Tag?
00:10:25 Yeah, Stevie's an old family friend.
00:11:25 Mm-hmm, yeah.
00:12:12 I can just hold them down
00:13:12 and written across the dome in the stars
00:14:13 I just wiped it on Chandler's coat
00:15:04 but this year I'm going to do it.
00:16:33 Um...
00:17:51 Um, everybody?
00:19:00 Why don't we just sit and relax?
00:20:01 Okay, but-but, you don't have
00:21:03 would have been no problem.
00:22:03 Okay.
00:22:58 Oh, good God, Ross... How the hell do you do it?
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Friends, season 8, episode 18: The One in Massapequa.
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