Friends — S05E15 — The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey

00:00:03 CHANDLER! CHANDLER!

00:00:50 DUDE, HE'S RIGHT THERE...

00:01:47 AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!

00:03:21 YEAH. BIG ZERO-GRAVITY MOON STEPS.

00:04:15 HEY, IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS, OKAY?

00:05:12 HI. HI.

00:05:55 YES, BUT I'VE LIVED HERE FOR 25 MINUTES.

00:07:01 THAT'S RIGHT, FOR EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING.

00:07:55 UM, CHANDLER, YOU-YOU DO REALIZE

00:08:52 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

00:09:48 DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE OF MY SIZE!

00:10:39 OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

00:11:25 YEAH, WELL, I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

00:12:16 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT

00:13:44 THAT THEY ASKED ME FOR THAT MONEY.

00:14:44 UH, YEAH. BUT IT'S NOT OBVIOUS WHY.

00:15:39 OH...

00:16:40 RELAX. GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

00:17:38 OKAY, EVERYONE?

00:18:39 OKAY, YOU GUYS

00:19:36 WH-WHAT...? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

00:20:29 AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT

00:21:25 BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE

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