Friends — S03E23 — The One with Ross's Thing
1997 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 4,450 VOTES · DIR. Shelley Jensen
Overview
Afflicted with a mysterious skin condition on his butt that doctors cannot identify the cause of, Ross seeks advice from Phoebe's herbalist. Phoebe finds herself in a dilemma when she cannot choose between two guys. Monica can't decide about Pete when she thinks he is going to propose.
Dialogue Timeline — 563 lines
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00:00:03 HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE COOL
00:00:53 WELL, WHAT IS IT?
00:02:31 YOU KNOW, IF JOEY AND I PLAY WITH MATCHES
00:03:18 DOES A DOG'S LIPS MOVE WHEN HE READS?
00:04:15 WHO ARE BORN WITH TWO NIPPLES.
00:05:11 THAT IS SO GREAT.
00:05:58 JUST SHOWING YOU MY RUN-OF-THE-MILL
00:07:03 TO CATCH ME WITH THE OTHER ONE.
00:08:01 YOU KNOW, I HAVE DINNER PLANS.
00:09:02 I KNOW.
00:09:52 Oh, it's good news.
00:10:38 OH, MY.
00:11:41 SHE CAN'T JUST RUSH INTO THIS.
00:12:39 I WAS JUST IMAGINING
00:13:47 Phoebe: I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU WANT
00:14:43 I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE SUDDEN
00:15:38 TO A LOT OF CHARCOAL.
00:17:06 UH-HUH!
00:18:03 UNLESS YOU LEARN TO LOVE IT, MY FRIEND.
00:19:02 I'VE CONQUERED THE BUSINESS WORLD
00:20:13 MY PARENTS WILL BE SO HAPPY.
00:21:31 UM...
00:22:19 YOU KNOW, PHOEBE
00:23:31 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
Cast & Characters
Jennifer Aniston
Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
Monica Geller
Lisa Kudrow
Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc
Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
Ross Geller
Kevin McDonald
Guru Saj
Robert Gant
Jason
Jon Favreau
Pete Becker
Matt Battaglia
Vince
Richard Gant
Rhodes
Carole Goldman
Woman
James Michael Tyler
Gunther
Douglas Looper
Fireman
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed563
Dialogue density24.5 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:23:31
Production Record
DirectorShelley Jensen
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes4,450
Factoids
Episode
Friends, season 3, episode 23: The One with Ross's Thing.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1668/season/3/episode/23
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