Friends — S03E22 — The One with the Screamer
1997 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 4,376 VOTES · DIR. Peter Bonerz
Overview
When Rachel finds out that Ross is bringing a date to the premiere of Joey's big play, she finds one of her own. Ross alone concludes that her date is insane. Poor Phoebe is on hold for days with a company she needs to talk to before her phone warranty expires. Meanwhile, Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his co-star provides some comfort.
Dialogue Timeline — 537 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 PHOEBE, ARE YOU STILL ON HOLD?
00:00:42 WHO GOT WHAT?
00:01:28 I MEANT ME PLUS ONE.
00:03:02 JUST DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
00:03:53 ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, BACK TO NINTENDO.
00:04:44 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
00:05:32 WHAT WITH ALL THE TRAINING THEY GO THROUGH.
00:06:36 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
00:07:26 DO THEY HAVE REPRESENTATION?
00:08:24 BOXING DAY.
00:09:34 YOU WERE THE NEXT CALLER FIVE HOURS AGO.
00:10:49 HEY, TELL YOU WHAT, LET ME WALK YOU HOME.
00:11:53 OF COURSE I DO.
00:13:21 PHEEBS, YOU'VE BEEN UP FOR 24 HOURS.
00:14:13 AW, IT WAS GREAT. YEAH.
00:15:08 WATCH DOESN'T WORK.
00:16:04 ROSS?
00:16:46 TOMMY.
00:17:43 WHAT DO YOU GOT DOWN THERE, VIC?
00:18:39 I ALMOST SPILLED THIS HOT COFFEE ON YOU.
00:19:35 QUACK, QUACK! QUACK, QUACK!
00:20:35 Lauren: WHERE ARE YOU, VIC?
00:21:54 TO LOOK ME UP...
00:23:12 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
Cast & Characters
Jennifer Aniston
Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
Monica Geller
Lisa Kudrow
Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc
Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
Ross Geller
Dina Meyer
Kate Miller
June Gable
Estelle Leonard
Jennifer Milmore
Lauren
Jon Favreau
Pete Becker
Reg Rogers
Director
Ben Stiller
Tommy
Laura Cayouette
Cailin
Jeff Brooks
Stage Manager
Peter Bonerz
Theater Patron (uncredited)
James Michael Tyler
Gunther
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed537
Dialogue density23.3 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:23:12
Production Record
DirectorPeter Bonerz
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes4,376
Factoids
Episode
Friends, season 3, episode 22: The One with the Screamer.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1668/season/3/episode/22
Rating source
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