Friends — S03E02 — The One Where No One's Ready

1996 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.9 · 6,872 VOTES · DIR. Gail Mancuso

Friends — S03E02 — The One Where No One's Ready poster

Overview

In a race against the clock, a stressed Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum while Joey and Chandler clash over personal belongings and personal space.

Comedy1990s

Dialogue Timeline — 609 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:03 ALL RIGHT, THEY GOT WATER
00:00:52 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T COME OVER EARLIER?
00:02:36 I KNOW, THOUGH.
00:03:37 TO DO ONE THING REALLY QUICKLY.
00:04:24 THIS IS THE OUTFIT THAT MAKES MY CALVES LOOK FAT.
00:05:35 Monica, it's Richard.
00:06:25 CAN'T GET MAD.
00:07:24 IN FACT, I THINK I MIGHT BE
00:08:11 I CALLED HIM.
00:09:16 : YOU HAVE TWO NEW MESSAGES.
00:10:21 I CANNOT REMEMBER HER.
00:11:26 I'M TAKING THE ESSENCE.
00:12:26 HE TOOK MY ESSENCE.
00:13:32 TWELVE...
00:14:22 ALL RIGHT.
00:15:22 OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET!
00:16:17 SHE'S GOT A PHONE IN THERE, RIGHT?
00:17:27 YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TO GO, RIGHT?
00:18:24 OH, MY GOD!
00:19:26 TO BE THERE?
00:20:34 YOU, GIVE HIM BACK HIS UNDERWEAR.
00:21:45 DID THAT SAY OUTGOING?!
00:22:43 OKAY. THAT WAS ABOUT SEVEN SECONDS.
00:23:45 GIVE ME YOUR UNDERWEAR.

Cast & Characters

Jennifer Aniston Rachel Green Courteney Cox Monica Geller Lisa Kudrow Phoebe Buffay Matt LeBlanc Joey Tribbiani Matthew Perry Chandler Bing David Schwimmer Ross Geller Peter Dennis Sherman Whitfield

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed609
Dialogue density26.5 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:23:45

Production Record

DirectorGail Mancuso
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes6,872

Factoids

Episode

Friends, season 3, episode 2: The One Where No One's Ready.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1668/season/3/episode/2
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