Friends — S02E03 — The One Where Heckles Dies
1995 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 5,417 VOTES · DIR. Kevin S. Bright
Overview
After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between the late eccentric man and his own life. Ross and Phoebe have a dispute over the progression of evolution.
Dialogue Timeline — 502 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 HEY.
00:00:40 BUT SHE HAD THE BIGGEST ADAM'S APPLE.
00:02:23 YOU DON'T HAVE BIRDS.
00:03:39 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
00:04:30 LIKE CROP CIRCLES OR THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
00:05:33 WELL, IT'S NOT SO MUCH
00:06:20 HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY.
00:07:10 LOOK, PHEEBS, I'VE STUDIED EVOLUTION
00:08:11 ITALIAN GUY'S GAY ROOMMATE BRINGS HOME DRY CLEANING."
00:09:05 "MMM..." ON THAT FOR A WHILE
00:09:53 NO, WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
00:10:42 HECKLES PLAYED CLARINET IN BAND, AND I PLAYED CLARINET.
00:11:45 THIS IS WHAT I DO.
00:12:35 WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING.
00:14:02 JANICE IS MY LAST CHANCE TO HAVE SOMEBODY.
00:15:12 HIDE THE LAMP.
00:16:15 NOW, ARE YOU TELLING ME
00:17:30 I AM.
00:18:32 IF I'M GOING TO BE AN OLD, LONELY MAN, I'M GOING TO NEED
00:19:22 YOU'RE A GUY.
00:20:04 MOST GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE.
00:21:05 SHE IS GREAT.
00:21:53 Monica: WHAT?
00:23:18 BIG HEAD, BIG HEAD, BIG HEAD!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed502
Dialogue density21.8 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:23:18
Production Record
DirectorKevin S. Bright
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes5,417
Factoids
Episode
Friends, season 2, episode 3: The One Where Heckles Dies.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1668/season/2/episode/3
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