Friends — S01E12 — The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
1995 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 5,775 VOTES · DIR. Paul Lazarus
Overview
Everyone knows the sex of Ross's baby, except for Ross, who doesn't want to find out until it's born. Monica gives Paolo one of the dozen lasagnas she made for her aunt, who doesn't want them anymore because they've got meat in them.
Dialogue Timeline — 485 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:57 NO. WE'RE DONE.
00:02:41 DO YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW YOUR BABY IS ONLY THIS BIG?
00:03:51 I AM FEELING THINGS THAT I'VE ONLY READ ABOUT
00:04:57 YOU THINK?
00:06:11 I'M HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE
00:07:01 IT'S GOING TO BE A...
00:07:51 Ross: Uh... never mind.
00:08:31 IT'S A BIG COMMITMENT.
00:09:24 HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
00:10:15 I ASKED. SHE TOLD ME.
00:11:03 ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW PAOLO?
00:12:04 UMA THURMAN.
00:12:55 BIRDS JUST DON'T SAY, "HELLO, SIT HERE.
00:13:50 'CAUSE PAOLO'S ON HIS WAY OVER.
00:14:46 ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.
00:15:46 BETTER?
00:16:30 HE'S LIKE A BIG, DISGUSTING PIG...
00:17:45 JUST ONE... SECOND.
00:18:26 YOU'RE THERE FOR HER.
00:19:45 OH, JUST LOOK AT HER.
00:20:59 WHEN HE HAS YOU.
00:21:54 I REALLY DON'T.
00:22:42 OH, I'M HAVING A BOY!
00:23:40 OH, YEAH.
Cast & Characters
Jennifer Aniston
Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
Monica Geller
Lisa Kudrow
Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc
Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
Ross Geller
Cosimo Fusco
Paolo
Cynthia Mann
Jasmine
Jessica Hecht
Susan Bunch
Jane Sibbett
Carol Willick
James Michael Tyler
Gunther
Jo Jean Pagano
Customer
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed485
Dialogue density21.1 lines / min
First line00:00:57
Final line00:23:40
Production Record
DirectorPaul Lazarus
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes5,775
Factoids
Episode
Friends, season 1, episode 12: The One with the Dozen Lasagnas.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1668/season/1/episode/12
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