Friends — S01E03 — The One with the Thumb

00:00:00 FRIENDS #651 CLOSED CAPTIONED

00:00:44 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS.

00:02:28 OKAY.

00:03:22 DON'T THINK OF IT AS A CIGARETTE.

00:04:04 IT'S REALLY COOL IF YOU FLICK IT.

00:05:16 YOU OKAY, PHOEBE?

00:06:07 WE'RE WITH YOU, WE GOT IT.

00:06:57 WITH ALAN AGAIN?

00:07:43 THEY'RE LIKE COYOTES PICKING OFF THE WEAK MEMBERS OF THE HERD.

00:08:54 "DEAR MS. BUFFAY:

00:09:39 ALL RIGHT, PLEASE BE GOOD, OKAY?

00:10:41 AND DID YOU NOTICE?

00:11:52 HI.

00:12:42 ONE CAN NEVER BE TOO ALAN.

00:13:35 NO, IT'S OKAY.

00:15:24 PUT THAT OUT.

00:16:21 OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?

00:17:39 LISTEN, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE GUY, MONICA, DUMP HIM.

00:18:53 IF ONLY HE WERE A WOMAN.

00:19:51 SORRY.

00:20:38 OKAY, IT'S ABOUT ALAN.

00:21:38 YEAH, WELL, WHO WANTS FAIR?

00:22:33 WELL, I MEAN, I HAD A GREAT TIME WITH YOU...

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