Fred Claus

00:00:41 You've probably heard many stories that begin:

00:05:11 Is this for me?

00:08:47 That's it, just easy, easy. Damn it.

00:11:58 If you can come in here, relaxed and be a gentleman, then you can come in.

00:14:46 Hey there, give me a hug! You gorgeous leopard.

00:18:52 God, it's good hearing your voice. How've things been with you?

00:22:30 Fred, will you go home right this minute!

00:28:14 So I'm expecting Santa in 26 seconds.

00:32:09 You Scrooge, you lose.

00:35:33 - Yes, well, if it were only that simple. - It's not?

00:38:47 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna Supernanny you.

00:43:21 Now that you said that, it's not gonna happen...

00:46:39 ...just thinking about all those laws being broken. Don't you guys feel it?

00:50:12 Great. Now, if I was a girl, I'd get goose bumps with what you just brought.

00:54:48 No? Nobody in Wisconsin's gonna get any gifts this year!

00:58:58 Ever since he was a little boy.

01:02:01 Christmas.

01:07:20 I don't hate you, Nick.

01:13:07 - Who are you? - I'm Fred.

01:17:11 It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.

01:22:34 You don't have the guts.

01:27:17 Merry Christmas, pal.

01:31:52 ...the North Pole will be shut down forever. There's nothing...

01:40:57 - Yeah, but... - Not everything is that important.