Fred Claus

00:00:41 You've probably heard many stories that begin:

00:05:13 That tree was the last straw.

00:09:04 Come on, I like that one. That's a good one.

00:12:10 Do you gotta go over the couch? With the feet.

00:15:02 If you want salvation, no army can give it to you, only people can!

00:19:20 I'm fine, by the way. I don 't... I'm fine.

00:22:57 - I can't take it! - I can take it.

00:29:01 Maybe something should happen to them. Maybe I give them something.

00:32:49 Timmy Jackson...

00:36:16 Where's the synergy? Don't get it.

00:39:46 You wanna come up here?

00:44:23 There's a book, Does Fred Go to Dinner? Flip through the pages...

00:48:00 - Good night, Charlene. - Good night...

00:52:14 Oh, come off it, Willie. Everyone knows this story.

00:57:06 What are you, nuts? I feel like Patty Hearst! I was just abducted, Nick!

01:00:07 You wanna know what the good news is about all of this? Tomorrow's my last day.

01:04:39 - None of the kids seemed naughty to me. - Good grief, Fred!

01:11:24 And I feel this way all the time. It's not like I didn't want my brother to succeed.

01:14:37 Stephen, I think I know where you're coming from...

01:19:40 It's too huge. Believe me, I know.

01:25:17 - Shake it off, Rudolph! - You sure you've never done this?

01:30:02 But when he turned into Superman...

01:39:21 Oh, no, Freddie, not a big surprise, please.

50:00:00 that says I'm not kidding.