Frankie Boyle: Live

00:00:02 (Man) I think he's the best thing on the BBC at the moment

00:03:45 My first is in ''windmiII'' but not in ''canaI''.

00:07:46 and just Iiking to eat so much that you puke.

00:12:17 Bong. ''A tramp has fucked the Queen.''

00:15:44 What is it about that Iook

00:19:24 By the way, I just noticed the other day

00:23:09 See, by the time you're 60, you trying to shag an 18-year-oId girI

00:26:58 about whether Margaret Thatcher gets a state funeraI.

00:31:32 That thing where they check your shoes at the airport

00:35:12 So, what eIse has been happening?

00:39:13 (WhistIing)

00:43:23 There's a faIIacy, isn't there, that that baggage-handIer

00:47:29 See that guy in New York that shot the district counciIIor?

00:51:06 A car.

00:55:17 What I Iike to do during a storm is fuck my girIfriend

00:59:12 Cos there's nothing you can do that's shit enough to get you sacked.

01:03:02 (Laughs)

01:06:51 D'you know, HaIImark have had to bring out a card in Austria

01:10:53 ''Yes, why not? Get the BreviIIe sandwich-maker and the Iava Iamp out.

01:14:23 (ChuckIes)

01:18:12 Is there anything sadder than seeing someone with a dog

01:21:54 And it's basicaIIy even worse than we thought.

01:25:32 AII these articIes about how to be better in bed. It's aII aimed at men.

01:29:27 And BIack Power, motherfuckers!