Four Eyed Monsters
2005 · 71 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 1,245 VOTES · DIR. Susan Buice, Arin Crumley
Overview
Apathy, technology, paranoia, disease and medication. Meet Arin. Arin is a shy videographer who finds it too much to handle to go out and meet girls, so he sets up an account on meester.net. The flood of responses never comes, save for one email from Susan, a struggling artist who finds her job as a waitress stifling her creativity. Susan is also on the shy side and is seeking an alternative to the classic dating situation. When Arin and Susan finally meet, that alternative dating situation comes to life as the two refuse to communicate verbally with each other, wanting to avoid bs small talk.
Dialogue Timeline - 504 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:51 Until one day...
00:05:13 He confessed that he hadn't had sex in 3 years
00:06:46 and again in 5th grade.
00:09:55 so that's what I propose to you
00:11:12 It's actually a rack focus.
00:14:03 Yeah I'll see you around sometime.
00:15:35 3,2,1.
00:16:46 [Come to Studio Vermont. 1 month artist program ]
00:18:01 Are you mocking me?
00:24:25 Have you seen Schizopolis? -Yeah that was cool.
00:28:04 Arin No! You're not taking computers.
00:34:17 Wait here the nurse will do a scrape test.
00:35:36 Okay, what does it likely mean.
00:41:09 I just wanted to love you. you know?!
00:42:15 But that's the way that we loved each other.
00:45:40 you know, putting me in touch with my infinite possibilities.
00:47:51 You asked me to have sex. In that note.
00:49:47 that we were going to use condoms. But I honestly just didn't feel comfortable asking. So I just didn't ask.
00:52:10 Can I get that with fat-free dressing? Can I please substitute --? Can I get that with cheese?
00:56:39 No offense but can you shut up!
00:59:09 No! Jesus.
01:01:47 I feel like my childhood left me with some serious abandonment issues.
01:06:44 There's too many fucking weird little things to say to say we're ever sorry --
01:09:15 --fall in love again?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed504
Dialogue density7.1 lines / min
First line00:00:51
Final line01:09:15
Production Record
DirectorSusan Buice, Arin Crumley
LanguageEnglish
Budget$250,000
Revenue$245,000
IMDb votes1,245