Four Eyed Monsters
2005 · 71 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 1,245 VOTES · DIR. Susan Buice, Arin Crumley
Overview
Apathy, technology, paranoia, disease and medication. Meet Arin. Arin is a shy videographer who finds it too much to handle to go out and meet girls, so he sets up an account on meester.net. The flood of responses never comes, save for one email from Susan, a struggling artist who finds her job as a waitress stifling her creativity. Susan is also on the shy side and is seeking an alternative to the classic dating situation. When Arin and Susan finally meet, that alternative dating situation comes to life as the two refuse to communicate verbally with each other, wanting to avoid bs small talk.
Dialogue Timeline — 504 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:51 Until one day...
00:05:13 He confessed that he hadn't had sex in 3 years
00:06:40 I won the "Stahl Star" award in 2nd grade
00:09:48 because I make you passionate.
00:11:05 I thought you were working on wedding videos.
00:13:50 I'm that guy from the Internet
00:15:17 it's impossible to create with that environment.
00:16:23 what I hope is that your truth is in there somewhere.
00:17:45 I have a show tomorrow so I have to eat kind of light
00:24:00 A typical date at this point wouldn't do justice to the stalking experience.
00:27:30 [ But I took the band more seriously than they did. ]
00:33:31 [ DISTRICT HEALTH CENTER ]
00:35:01 and Herpes 2 is much more infamous.
00:40:30 what do you think, Susan?
00:41:38 I was her first, she was my first. We were everything. You get that intense.
00:42:41 Yeah. You see you can love someone like that? ReSTRAIN you! It's too strong.
00:46:18 We don't just have fears for no reason at all. You have them because you should legitimately be afraid.
00:48:20 I've never had sex with somebody more than once because it just goes so bad
00:50:41 Or -- is it just my imagination? Or -- did your smell somehow actually get left behind?
00:52:54 So you just lock up.
00:57:05 I'm sick of your reasons for wanting me to keep writing, that you've avoiding me, and trying to control me
00:59:25 I do tend to try to exist maybe through the video camera --
01:02:23 I don't have any idea just -- I feel so lost.
01:06:52 Do you understand what it feels like?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed504
Dialogue density7.1 lines / min
First line00:00:51
Final line01:06:52
Production Record
DirectorSusan Buice, Arin Crumley
LanguageEnglish
Budget$250,000
Revenue$245,000
IMDb votes1,245